Usual woes of car shopping

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/09/2016 at 01:10 • Filed to: craigslist

Still love CL browsing of course, but instead of choosing between multiple cars I’m interested in, I’m having trouble finding even one good candidate. Here are a series of sad things:

No, I never believe the “senior owned” crap, nor would it influence my decision. But you know what does influence my decision? AUTOMATIC! :(

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Here is a manual GT-S with Supra wheels!!! But this car has a sad story. Also, if this was two years ago, I would have bought this anyway. But not so much now... And that 80's Toyota hatch rust. Ugh. Sooo good.

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This asshole admitted flipper still hasn’t sold his “perfect” GT-S... for 3k mind you. Didn’t fix the windshield or battery, but bought speakers! Dope.

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Here’s another GT-S with no interior photo and a mismatched front bumper in okay condition... for $3500?

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Terrifying description and price on this one. I think not.

FUN CAR, DAMMIT!

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I blame myself for wanting things.

DISCUSSION (14)

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/09/2016 at 01:18

If it makes you feel any better I blame you too.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/09/2016 at 01:27

Hmm. I have a Malcolm Bricklin style proposal. Cut a deal on the Automatic cars and we’ll ship them to the Midwest. Keep them under $3000 and it may be a winner!

(Fuck you Kinja you sloppy pain in the ass!)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
03/09/2016 at 01:27

Kinja'd!!!